June 20, 2002
An issue dedicated to the sims! Not the "Sims" family, but ASG sims. Much better game if you ask me. Welcome to the News Flash this week. There have been a few promotions in the last couple of weeks. Please congratulate JadeASG for her promotion to the rank of Ensign, Orinvaldejajedi was promoted to the rank of Lieutenant Junior Grade and JaguargoddessMeg was promoted to the rank of Ensign. Congratulations all of you. You've been doing great jobs.
In other news, there is a rumor there might be a Gundum sim in the mix. Let's hope more news will be put out about it soon. Should be fun.
I know some of you will also be going on vacation soon. Summer is finally upon us and it's finally beginning to feel like it. I hope you all are safe and well while you go on those summer trips, or just staying at home and attending all the local events. See you soon.
Ann
Johnson
Captain Ann Johnson
The Station is booming with the arrival of a new Ambassador. Why not stop by and see what trouble they are getting into this week! Fridays at 9:15 eastern. Contact ASG Solr1 for more information.
Attention! The BFA Freedom is now on Tuesdays at 9:15 Eastern. Don't miss out of the fun!
I was given this column to review
anything about Star Wars that caught my fancy. Well I thought for my first
column I would discuss some of the questions I’ve been asked but don’t know
the answers to about Star Wars.
1) If Darth Sidious is Palpatine, how can he be in two places at one time?
2) Is Darth Tyranus/Count Dooku the Jedi Sifo-Dyas who ordered the Clone Army
created?
3) When Vader "died" at the end of "Return of the Jedi" why
didn’t his suit disappear like Obi-Wan & Yoda’s bodies did when they
died?
4) Why didn’t Anakin/Vader not know he had a daughter, and that it was Leia?
5) Where does Leia get the Bountyhunter suit she is wearing at Jabba’s palace
when she turns Chewbacca over to Jabba?
6) Who was the Jedi that deleted Kamino from the Archives keeping it a secret?
Does Padme die in Episode 3?
7) Why does Threepio always get the worst end in every situation?
8) What happened to everybody after Return of the Jedi?
9) Why is it so hard to return to the light side from the dark side?
10) Will there be an Episode 7, 8, & 9 or more after?
11) What happened to Kamino after Episode 2 & 3?
These have been the only questions I’ve been asked so far that I don’t have
answers for and I guess the only person who can is George Lucas. Some of the
questions will be answered in May of 2005, other we may not get the answers. If
anyone has a suggestion on what I should write my column about for the week,
just email me the idea at Orinvaldejajedi@aol.com
Well that’s all from me for this 1st Column
LtJ Orin Val Deja / Darth Kamahl
After a short hiatus the Avenger is back and simming on Saturdays at 9:15 eastern. Come test out your abilities and have fun with StarWars!
Check out the Log Boards this month! The Starfleet Marine Corps sim is always looking for some more people. Bio's are being posted now. Contact DKnight for more information.
In other news on the boards, have you given your opinion of the StarWars Episode II? It has some spoilers in there, but I'm sure your comments will be welcome.
Well, I really thought the following excerpts from the Lexis would be more enjoyable then anything I could come up with so without further ado, this should give you a good idea of what happens at the Lexis sim.
The Game ASG: ::finishes mental examination:: Well I can honestly say you are mentally unstable. (Speaking to Iron)
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ASG Anne: Sorry about having you sucked up by the aliens. (To the crew)
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LtCTreggar: @ I bet they're just having the time of their lives down there and here I sit feeding a shark.
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Orinvaldejajedi: I'm gonna be in big trouble when i get back to Lexis aren't I, for loosing my phaser?
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POPPINBOO:
@Chickens?
Lilstargirl996:@ are they normal chickens?
LtCIronASG:@::notices the chickens have two beaks:: Nope
POPPINBOO:@ Thats crazy.
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LtJOrin ASG: Captain quick thought we should beam the
away team up to the ship?
ASG Anne: I think they are going to be alien food if we don't solve this.
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LtJ Orin ASG: I didn't do it Captain.
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JaguargoddessMeg: ::looks around at everyone. as they seem to be running around like chicken's with their heads cut off!::
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LtCmdrMobeus: ::looks at DK:: Ya really shouldn't lick those exposed wires chief..
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POPPINBOO:@Cows? I love cows
POPPINBOO:@Are there cows in there?
LtCIronASG: @ ::looks at Stargirl:: I had a cat that moo'd...
Lilstargirl996: @ ::scratches her head:: I still think there mutant cows.
ASG
Anne: ACTION>
COW STEPS ON POPPINS FOOT
POPPINBOO:
@Oww
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LtCIronASG: It's udderly hilarious
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Hunter2299: Your going to milk this one for al it's worth aren't you Iron.
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ASGVicky: ::;shakes head::: this is going down hill very fast.
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LtJ
Orin ASG: yes, if we can beam the
away team to our ship, I can pilot the shuttle to the planet with a detonator
inside and when its there beam out of the shuttle and when the shuttle is on
their ship and the away team is back here we blow it
Dkinght: bad waste of a good shuttle...
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